As of Octover 2017, name the all time Premier League top goalscorer for each of the following clubs... Arsenal, Aston Villa, Chelsea, Derby County, Everton, Middlesbrough, Norwich City, Portsmouth, QPR and Southampton.
Which ex player said... "I'd been ill and hadn't trained for a week, and I'd been out of the team for three weeks before that, so I wasn't sharp. I got cramp before half-time as well. But I'm not one to make excuses"?